Thursday, August 27, 2009

Creeper Update

Best UPS creeper conversation to date:
UPS Creeper: Chello!
ME: Hello.
Me: Oh, Chello.
UPS C: I havn't seen you in a while.
Me: Yeah, I had to move.
UPS C: Why?
Me: I am pretty sure my UPS guy is stalking me.
UPS C: Oh. Ohhhhh...

Huh. I wonder if that got through or if he just thinks I was joking???


I think my brain is just too full. I can't keep anything straight anymore and i am screwing up left and right... i have so much to do, and even if I had the time to complete it all, i DEFINITELY don't have the attention span. I am pretty sure they are about ready to fire me at work for all the stupid mistakes I am making... and on top of everything else, I just am trying to keep the people around me happy because i love them and I want them to be happy and I seem to be doing a pretty lousy job of it. UGH.
I'm pretty sure i over-committed myself in one too many areas... but i don't know how to back off, who and when to say no, and then if i do... then you deal with guilt guilt guilt. Blah. I have the Sass curse.

Thursday, August 20, 2009


I was showering this morning and scrubbing down my arms when I felt this largeish lump on my upper left arm. What in the world? I'm thinking... and I had my suspiscions, but waited til i got out of the shower to get a closer look. Sure enough... there it was. A bicep. huh. It appears I have one on the other arm too... and when i twist my arm around there is that little tricep line accross the back of my arm. In fact, upon further inspection, my whole upper body is starting to take a little bit of shape.
Now I'm not ripped; i am by no means muscular; but my arms, chest, shoulders, and back are starting to look just a little bit toned. I only started working out 2-3 weeks ago, so I am feeling pretty good about these results. Here's hoping this success moves it way on down my torso and takes a shot at my abs and bootie. How awesome would that be???

Friday, August 14, 2009

My heart just got all pumpy and my stomach feels all squishy because I just had a WONDERFUL idea... that I don't know if I am brave enough to pull off. And if I do pull it off-- and it goes well, it would be like, life changing amazing. If things go a little wrong, though, it could be catastrophically bad. I am weighing right now if the results are worth the risk... or if i would be better to just push that thought aside... and my stomach is doing somersaults in anticipation of my decision. Oh goodness gracious!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

My future husband

All I ever wanted was a man with a nice baritone voice and a hearty appetite who was so crazy about me he never wanted to let me go. I ended up with... "I don't sing" pickiest eater I've ever met over the age of 3 who says, 'meh, i could watch TV or I could make out with my smokin' hot girlfriend... lets see whats on the other channel...'
Why, oh why?!?!

Things I am lovin' right now:

1. Cool-ish evenings outside on the backyard swing.
2. Wedding photographer blogs (see: or )
3. Garden salsa Sunchips
4. Carbon Leaf new album: Nothing rhymes with woman
5. Fiance's roommate being out of town... (so he spends more time with me!)
6. Rockin' gifts for my bridesmaids. (I'm so darn crafty!)
7. House-sitting/dog-sitting.
8. Surprises ;)

Thursday, August 6, 2009

The few, the proud...

...and the ones who sit under trees yelling profanities at their wife because she got a flat, while their petite sister-in-law changes the tire. The Marines.