UPS Creeper: Chello!
UPS C: No, It's CHELLO!
Me: Oh, Chello.
UPS C: I havn't seen you in a while.
Me: Yeah, I had to move.
UPS C: Why?
Me: I am pretty sure my UPS guy is stalking me.
UPS C: Oh.
Huh. I wonder if that got through or if he just thinks I was joking???