I hate doctors. I hate going to the doctor. I just don't find them useful or helpful. And they ask too many personal questions, and then state the obvious like i couldn't already figure it out. Take today for example:
Dr: So what seems to be the problem?
Me: I think I am having an allergic reaction to something.
Dr: And why do you think that?
Me: I developed a rash all over my torso. Thats not normal.
Dr: Well, it appears as though you are having an allergic reaction to something.
Me: (Glancing at my blister covered torso)WHAT!!!??!!? How can you be sure?
After I explained meds i was taking that caused the allergic reaction, she consulted with another doctor, and they agreed that I had properly diagnosed the cause of the reaction and that I should not continue to take those meds. Oh, and would you like to pay by credit card or first borns for today's consultation?
Thanks Doc, you've been SUPER helpful.